Abstinence didn't work for Mary.

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  1. Flinch

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    (I'm just saying).


    P.S. Oh drats. I'm just realizing. I already shared this joke on this board. (Good, though. Huh?)
     
  2. zoldos

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    Well if you want to go by the bible, she was still a virgin as the "spirit" of God impregnated her, not a man.
     
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    That's what my sister in law said when she was knocked up at 16, I guess my nephew was another immaculate conception.
     
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    What? LOL
     
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    I do totally believe that. I have it on very good information -- 16 year olds don't have sex.
    It's cool that you got a nephew out of it! I always wondered where those came from.
     
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    Well now you know! Haha
     
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    Yes, they took her to the doctor, because she had been complaining of stomach pain. The doctor comes in and informs them that she is pregnant. She breaks down in tears and says she was a virgin. I like to laugh at it, but ya know, probably if it had been me I was dumb enough to try to pull that too.
     
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    You know who else abstinence didn't work for? Anakin Skywalker's mom, Shmi Skywalker. :p
     
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    hehehe She really believed she was a virgin? lol
     
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    Ha! No, she just thought her parents would believe her. Once at the ER there was a girl who tried to blame it on aliens. :eek:
     
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    hahahaha Hey now, I'm spawn from an alien!! :biggrin
     
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    ^So too is Ridley if you believe the third Alien movie. :p

    Um.. You know who else abstinance didn't work for? Link's mom: BURN.
     
  13. zoldos

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    If you want to get technical, she commits suicide while the alien "queen" is tearing out of her body. Then in the 4th film, they "clone" her and then get the queen out which has regrown. :)
     
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    Young Jesus at Bath Time.jpg
     
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    LMAO!!!
     

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